Posted by
Jason Cunningham on Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:46:18 PM
If being against homosexuality makes me homophobic …
If being willing to stand for Biblical truth makes me a Pharisee …
If believing in God (though I also believe in logic) makes me a reason-hater …
If believing that there’s only one set of spiritual truth (just as there’s only one set of physical truth) makes me a narrow-minded bigot …
If all of these things are true …
Then in the spirit of “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” I hereby confirm that I’m a “homophobicphariseeicreasonhatingbigot.”
And if you say it loud enough you’ll sound like a leaky spigot.